This Goose Ain’t Loose Shirt, Funny Gay Goose T-Shirt
This Goose Ain’t Loose T-shirt with embroidered-style design and red feather boa is made for the gays who strut, not waddle. 💅 A perfect mix of cottagecore charm and bold camp, it’s cheeky, confident, and fabulous in all the right ways. Whether you're brunching, protesting, or simply being iconic—this goose holds her ground and turns heads while doing it.
🌟 Why You’ll Love It:
🧵 Ultra-soft Bella Canvas shirt for all-day comfort
🎨 Faux embroidery design with bold, visible colours on black or white
🎁 Great gift for flamboyant friends, goose lovers, or proud LGBTQ cuties
💃 Captures a cheeky, confident gay vibe that’ll get compliments nonstop
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
Shipping info
Orders over $50 USD in the US & Australia qualify for free shipping.
There is a 1-5 day processing time for all orders.
Shipping times depend on country:
Australia
Standard Shipping: 5-14 business days after processing.
Shipping Cost: $6.99 USD
United States
Standard Shipping: 2-5 business days after processing.
Shipping Cost: $4.99 USD
Canada
Standard Shipping: 7-21 business days after processing.
Shipping Cost: $9.99 USD
United Kingdom
Standard Shipping: 7-21 business days after processing.
Shipping Cost: $9.99 USD
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Craig Michael Design is not responsible for customs fees, taxes, or import duties.
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About
Craig Michael Design
Authentic Story & Heritage
Each piece is inspired by your upbringing in rural Victoria, blending diverse cultural elements (Greek, Italian, Aboriginal) and personal memories—giving your products a genuine, heartfelt backstory.
Original Artwork & Designs
You won’t find these prints at big box retailers; every design is unique, drawing on nature, astrology, global fashion, and personal sketches to create something truly special.
Handcrafted Spirit
From your early days sewing gifts for family, you carry a “made-with-love” ethos into every piece—making each item feel like a personal gift.
High-Quality Materials & Craftsmanship
Guided by family traditions of dressmaking, you prioritize well-made, comfortable, and durable products that customers can enjoy for years.
Global & Aussie Influences
With inspiration from African, Japanese, and Parisian art—while staying rooted in Australian culture—you offer a blend of local charm and worldwide flair that appeals to diverse tastes.
Personal Connection & Customer Care
As a small business, you handle each order with care and gratitude, providing friendly, hands-on customer service that larger brands often can’t match.