Bisexuals Eat What?! Y2K Pride T-Shirt – Funny Graphic Tee
Bold, bi, and just the right amount of scandalous 🤭💜 This high-saturation T-shirt features a trio of shocked animals — a wide-eyed donkey, a fluffed-up rooster, and a stunned ginger cat — all reacting to the question we all pretend not to love: “Bisexuals Eat What?!”
Designed in a rich retro cartoon style with bold outlines and a vintage Y2K colour palette, this shirt packs personality from top to bottom. The lavender bubble text and golden-yellow punchline make it perfect for wearing on Pride day or literally any time you want to turn heads and start conversations.
Printed on premium cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and fits like your favourite throwback — whether worn relaxed or styled with a crop tuck. You’ll look groovy, feel comfy, and show up fully bi and fabulous 🏳️🌈🐴🐓🐱
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
✨ Soft, high-quality cotton that feels amazing
🎨 Bright, bold cartoon print with Y2K colours that pop
🐔 Hilarious bisexual pun graphic for everyday queer joy
🌈 A cheeky statement piece for Pride, festivals, or gifting
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
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Craig Michael Design
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Each piece is inspired by your upbringing in rural Victoria, blending diverse cultural elements (Greek, Italian, Aboriginal) and personal memories—giving your products a genuine, heartfelt backstory.
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You won’t find these prints at big box retailers; every design is unique, drawing on nature, astrology, global fashion, and personal sketches to create something truly special.
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