








Retro Sarcastic T-Shirt, 1950s Pinup Lemon Shirt, 'When life gives you lemons'
Retro Sarcastic T-Shirt, 1950s Pinup Lemon Shirt, Funny Women’s Graphic Tee, Dark Humour Vintage Style Gift, Witty Quote Top
Description:
Retro sarcastic T-shirt with a 1950s pinup twist 🍋 This dark humour graphic tee features a cheeky blonde bombshell clutching lemons — and a punchline that’s sure to make people double-take: "Be Happy It Wasn’t Syphilis."
Perfect for bold women, Gen Z sass queens, and lovers of ironic vintage vibes. Whether you're dressing for brunch, a girls' night out, or just want to warn the world you're not here for their drama — this one's for you.
Why You’ll Love It:
🍋 Super-soft fabric for everyday sass and comfort
🧵 Retro pinup illustration with bold vintage colours
🎁 A hilarious gift for bold women and sarcastic friends
🖤 Guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs
SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
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About
Craig Michael Design
Authentic Story & Heritage
Each piece is inspired by your upbringing in rural Victoria, blending diverse cultural elements (Greek, Italian, Aboriginal) and personal memories—giving your products a genuine, heartfelt backstory.
Original Artwork & Designs
You won’t find these prints at big box retailers; every design is unique, drawing on nature, astrology, global fashion, and personal sketches to create something truly special.
Handcrafted Spirit
From your early days sewing gifts for family, you carry a “made-with-love” ethos into every piece—making each item feel like a personal gift.
High-Quality Materials & Craftsmanship
Guided by family traditions of dressmaking, you prioritize well-made, comfortable, and durable products that customers can enjoy for years.
Global & Aussie Influences
With inspiration from African, Japanese, and Parisian art—while staying rooted in Australian culture—you offer a blend of local charm and worldwide flair that appeals to diverse tastes.
Personal Connection & Customer Care
As a small business, you handle each order with care and gratitude, providing friendly, hands-on customer service that larger brands often can’t match.