Three Headed Hydra Chef Fantasy Cooking T Shirt
A three-headed hydra tackles supper with complete seriousness: tasting the pasta, adding herbs and breathing fire through a colander. A chef’s hat and cobalt apron bring a little order to an otherwise questionable kitchen.
Vivid orange, pink, scarlet, blue and gold combine with ornate medieval patterns and a textured coloured-pencil finish. This fantasy cooking T-shirt makes a distinctive gift for pasta lovers, enthusiastic cooks and dragon fans with a taste for the absurd.
Product Details
The artwork is printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, selected for its soft, substantial cotton and relaxed everyday fit.
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric with a soft, washed feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Professionally printed artwork
- Available in Ivory and White
- Made to order
Fit
Designed with a relaxed unisex silhouette.
Choose your usual size for a comfortable everyday fit. Size up if you prefer a more oversized look.
Please refer to the size guide before ordering. Compare the garment measurements with a T-shirt you already enjoy wearing.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Use a mild detergent and tumble dry on low or hang to dry.
Do not iron directly over the printed artwork. Do not dry clean. Avoid chlorine bleach.
Processing & Shipping
Each Craig Michael Design shirt is made to order.
Please allow 1–5 business days for production and processing before your order ships.
Estimated shipping times after processing:
- Australia: 5–14 business days
- United States: 2–5 business days
- Canada: 7–21 business days
- United Kingdom: 7–21 business days
Shipping times may vary by destination and delivery service. Tracking details will be provided once your order is on its way.
Medieval Folk Art
Elaborate characters, saturated colour and everyday absurdity. Craig Michael Design’s medieval illustrations give fantastical creatures some surprisingly familiar problems.
Dinner is under control. Opinions vary.
This design was created using ai under my design direction.
Shipping info
Shipping Policy
Last updated: 23 October 2026
Thank you for shopping with Craig Michael Design. Here’s what to expect while your order is being prepared and making its way to you.
Preparing your order
Most products are made to order. Please allow 1–5 business days for processing before dispatch, unless the product listing gives a different timeframe. Shipping time is additional to processing time.
Shipping costs
Shipping is calculated at checkout based on the products in your order and your delivery address. You’ll see the shipping charge and currency before completing your purchase.
Any applicable free-shipping offer or shipping discount will be reflected at checkout.
Estimated delivery times
As a guide, standard delivery after dispatch usually takes:
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Australia: 5–14 business days
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United States: 2–5 business days
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Canada: 7–21 business days
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United Kingdom: 7–21 business days
These are estimates rather than guaranteed arrival dates. Delivery can take longer during busy periods or because of customs or carrier delays. These estimates do not limit your consumer rights.
Tracking and separate parcels
Once your order is dispatched, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation with tracking information.
Items in the same order may be dispatched separately, depending on the products and fulfilment locations.
Your delivery address
Please check your delivery address carefully before purchasing. If you notice an error, email me as soon as possible. I’ll help where I can, although address changes may not be possible once an order has been dispatched.
International orders
Your country may charge import duties, taxes or customs handling fees. Where these are not collected at checkout, customs or the carrier may request payment before delivery.
Delayed, missing or damaged orders
If your parcel is delayed, missing or arrives damaged, please email craigmichaeldesign0@gmail.com with your order number. I’ll follow up and help resolve the problem.
If your item arrives damaged or is lost in transit, I’ll arrange a refund in accordance with the Returns & Refunds Policy.
Nothing in this policy limits your rights under Australian Consumer Law or other applicable consumer laws.
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About
Craig Michael Design
Original Art. Distinctive Point of View.
I create expressive designs built around colour, texture, nature, mythology, culture and a little unexpectedness. The aim is simple: pieces with personality that feel considered rather than mass-produced.
Australian Roots. Global Inspiration.
Craig Michael Design was born in Australia, and that influence runs through much of the work — from native wildlife and landscape colours to a relaxed sense of individuality. Inspiration also comes from art, fashion and visual culture from around the world.
Independent by Design.
Craig Michael Design is an independent studio. I create and curate the artwork, choose the products it belongs on, and work with trusted production partners to bring each piece to life. Every order supports a small creative business where individuality still matters.